thecuddlyfork:

rockintwink:

ruby-white-rabbit:

I can both hear this image, and feel it hitting me in the face

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pi-TONK

anyone else smell it?

lemongrab-hates-terfs:

welldamnsam:

charredasperity:

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse

If I had to see this shit so do yall

gdi-fridays:

systemshocker:

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock

hidetouken:

goldhornsandblackwool:

goldhornsandblackwool:

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REBLOG

Re-reblog with some extra notes because a lot of people are just like ‘we’re all fucked/we’re gonna die’.

Listen, not all food is equally as contaminable. Some small notes are stay away from delicate greens because they grow on thre ground where the poop is but cannot stand up to rigorous washing OR cooking, which is why stuff like romaine lettuce and baby spinach is a problem.

All other veggies can and should be thoroughly washed, and if you eat a lot of raw veg and want to be safe- cook it. People have shit on cooking food lately with all the raw vegan hype but guess why we humans started to do it? Two main reasons, one is increased nutrient absorption, the other is you don’t get the shits and die as often from cooked food.

Also, meat is not your friend right now. If you are used to eating meat, I would avoid it and switch to eggs, which are sealed and even if the outsides came from a chicken’s ass, the inside is safe. Fish also tends to be cleaner and is always less at risk of pathogens than farm meat but again, be careful.

This is survivable, if it wasn’t there’d be no point to warning you. Y'all will not survive what’s coming if you see every bit of news as proof of your doom.

Forewarned is forearmed. Be safe, be sharp, be helpful.

A tip I learned from a foods class: use dish soap on fruits and veggies with hard skins (apples, tomatoes, bananas, watermelons, etc.) Not only will it help kill pathogens but it helps ensure you rinse and rub them rigorously enough to get dirt and stuff off.

dndogs:

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

clairvoyant-kitsune:

vichy:

vichy:

my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”

..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”

since you guys wanted to see it

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..where does Troy see a reindeer

yourpussyisgod69:

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elodieunderglass:

geopsych:

Went out for a morning walk and the skies were seething with snow geese. We walked around town for close to an hour and saw and heard geese the whole time, sometimes in stray couples and strings and sometimes like this. It was astounding.

this is a “so long and thanks for all the fish” kind of feeling. Hat tip to @squirrelynuthouse for this deeply unsettling and very powerful evidence of Something.

lizardyne:
“ MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
”